Friday, September 14, 2007

Logic of a 5 year old

Telling a 5 year old mummy's not gonna be a working mom anymore

KK: Mummy, I want you to stay with me.
Me: Mummy is going to stop working in October. Then I'll stay home with you.
KK: October, I don't need to go to school? Is it holiday?


Trying to comfort a 5 year old from his mosquitoe bites

Me: You know why the mosquitoe bite you? Because you are very sweet.
KK: Sweet?
Me: This means you are very nice.

KK: So if I'm rude, the mosquitoes won't bite me?


A 5 year old learning Chinese

KK: (pointing to an orange) Papa, that's my name.
PP: Huh?
KK: 'Cheng' (mandarin for orange). 'Cheng En Kang' (The Chinese pronunciation for Tan is 'Chen')


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